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SO ONE DAY I SAW MY FRIEND JOE AND I WAS LIKE HAI JOE AND HE WAS LIKE IM PANCAKE MANZ AND I WAS LIKE WUT AND HE SAID LETS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND IM LIKE K SO WE GO TO LOWES AND SOME GUY COMES UP TO US AND SAYS I CANT FIND MY BELLYBUTTON THEN WE KICK HIM IN THE GUT AND SAY THATS WHERE YOUR BELLYBUTTON IS BYE AND THEN WE BUY LAWNMOWERS AND THEN WE GO TO THE PROM AND DANCED WITH OUR LAWNMOWERS UNTIL MIDNIGHT AND IT WAS MAGICAL THEN I WAS LIKE LOL PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE I NEED A SYRUP BATH AND IM LIKE DONT FORGET THE BUTTER SOAP AND HE WAS LIKE WE RAN OUT AND I WAS LIKE LETS GO CLOTHES SHOPPING AND HE WAS ALL LIKE K SO WE GO TO TACO BELL AND WEARED THE SPORKS AND BEANS AND WE ROLLED ON BUBBLE WRAP AND THEN WE PLAYED LAZER TAGZ AND I WAS LIKE HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BELLYBUTTON AND THEN WE GO TO THE NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS AND THEIR WERE SECRET AGENTS AND WE WERE LIKE LOL WUT AND SECRET AGENT MANZ WAS LIKE WHAT YOU BE DO HERE AND I WAS ALL LIKE DONT DISRESPECT THE PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE IM BE THROW YOU OUT THEN AND I WAS LIKE WHAT ABOUT TUH PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS ALL LIKE I AM NOT BE DISRESPECT THE PANCAKE MANZ AND THEN I GOT THREWED OUT THEN SOME LITTLE PICKLE MANZ COME RUNNING OUT AND I WAS LIKE LOL RUNNING PICKLE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE GO YANKEES SO I KICKED HIM INTO A FLAGPOLE AND THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE LETS GO TO DENNYS AND THEN I SAID LET ME GET MAH FRIEND PANCAKE MANZ AND HE WAS LIKE NO ME AND HE RAN INSIDE AND CAME OUT WITH THE ALL THE LADY WAFFLEZ AND I WAS ALL LIKE WRONG SPECIES THEN HE WAS LIKE LOL QUACK AND RAN INSIDE AND THEN I SEES A GEESE AND IM LIKE HAI GEESE AND HE WAS LIKE QUACK SO I KICKED HIM AND HE WAS ALL LIKE IM FLYIN TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON AND THEN PICKLE MANZ GOT MAH FRIEND PANCAKE MANZ AND WE WENT OVER TO DENNYS AND WE ATED A GEESE AND THE WAITER SAID IT FELL DOWN THE CHIMNEY SCREAMING ABOUT THE MOON AND I WAS LIKE YAY KIDZ BOP AND THEN THE PICKLE MANZ WENT BACK TO WORK AND I WAS LIKE LETS THROW A PARADE AND PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE BUT I NEEDZ MAH SYRUP BATH AND I WAS ALL LIKE LETS GO BUY TIRES AND HE WAS LIKE K SO WE WENT TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GOT SPAGHETTI ICE CREAMZ AND THEN WE WENT AND BOUGHT THE TIRES FROM A HORSE IN THE FREEZER AT WENDYS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY A HORSE WAS IN THE FREEZER AND THEN WE TOOK THE TIRES AND BUILT A UFO AND TIED ME AND PANCAKE MANZ TO IT AND WE ROLLED DOWN A HILL SCREAMING I THINK YOUR MOMS HAWT AND THEN WE CRASHED INTO A SYRUP TRUCK AND PANCAKE MANZ HAD HIS BATH IN THE STREET AND WE WERE LIKE BEST PARADE EVAR AND THEN SOME BALD GUY CAME ALONG AND RAN IN CIRCLES AROUND US SAYING FUNKY DISCO PILLS FOR SALE AND WE BOUGHT SOME BUT THEY WERE JUST RAISINS AND THEN PANCAKE MANZ SAID I STILL DONT HAVE MAH BUTTER SOAPZ AND I WAS LIKE LETS BUILD A GIRAFFE ROBOT AND WE BUILT IT BUT IT DIDNT WORK SO THEN WE WERE LIKE LETS BLOW IT UP AND WE BUILT A BOMB OUT OF GUNPOWDER AND GAMECUBES AND IT ASPLODED AND IT MADE PANCAKE MANZ ALL CRISPY AND HE WAS LIKE CHECK OUT MAH HAWT TAN AND I WAS LIKE YOUR PANCAKE GOT BURNT AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL GOT TUH BLACK STUFF OUT AND HE WAS LIKE I BE A GANGSTA YO GANGSTAS GET ALL TUH HAWT CHICKS AND I WAS LIKE BUT I THOT YOU WANTED TUH ATTRACT OTHER PANCAKEZ AND HE WAS LIKE PIMPIN AND I LIKE WUT AND THEN HE SAID I STILL DONT HAVE ME BUTTER SOAPZ AND I WAS LIKE LETS HOTWIRE A MONSTER TRUCK AND HE WAS ALL LIKE K SO WE BE GO LOOK FOR MONSTER TRUCK BUT DIDNT FIND AND IM ALL LIKE WHERE ARE TUH MONSTERZ TRUCK AND PANCAKE MANZ WAS LIKE LETS STEAL A SPACESHIP AND IM LIKE I MAKE UP TUH STUPID SUGGESTIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TUH DO WITH WHAT WE SAID EARLIER AND HE WAS ALL LIKE SORRY AND IM LIKE LETS RUN FOR PRESIDENT 1 2 3 GO AND WE RAN AND I GOT TO THE PRESIDENT FIRST AND HE WAS ALL LIKE YOU ARE BE TOUCHED ME AND IM LIKE YAH I DID AND HE WAS LIKE LETS FLY TO THE MOON AND WE GOT A SPACESHIP AND PANCAKE MANZ WAS ALL LIKE YAY SPACESHIP AND I WAS LIKE WHERE DO WE BE HEAD TO AND TUH PRESIDENT SAID LETS FLY TO THE MOOOOOOOON SO I KICKED HIM AND HE WENT FLYING OFF AND MAYBE HE LANDED IN TUH DENNYS CHIMNEY AND THEN WE FLEW THE SPACESHIP AND WE CRASHED ON TUH MOONZ AND WE WERE ALL LIKE WERZ TUH PENGUINZ AND WE WERE ALL LIKE CRY AND WERE SAD AND WE THEN BUILT A PIRATE SHIP OUT OF THE ROCKS AND TUH ENGINEZ FROM TUH ROCKETZ SHIP AND WE FLEW AND WERE ALL LIKE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE AND WE HAD ANOTHER DANCE PARTY AND WE ALL WERE LIKE YAR HAR GIDDLE-A-GEE BEIN A PIRATE IS ALL RITES WITH ME DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE AND THEN WE HAD A HELP THE EPILEPTIC FUNDRAISER AND WE HAD FLASHING LIGHTS AND WE SHOT OFF OUR CANNONS AND DANCED TO TECHNO MUSIC AND WE WOKE UP TUH ALIENS AND WE WERE LIKE WANNA JOIN OUR PARTY AND THEY WERE LIKE MILK DUDZ AND WE WERE ALL LIKE ONLY IF YOU GOTZ BUTTER SOAPZ AND THEY WERE LIKE MILK DUDZ AND THEN WE SHOT THE MILK DUDZ INTO THEIR PROBOSCIS THINGYS AND THEY GAVE US TUH BUTTER SOAPZ AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE LETS INVADE THE SUN AND PANCAKE MANZ SAID K AND THEN WE GO TO EARTH AND FOUND A MONSTERZ TRUCK AND WE GAVE IT THE ROCKET ENGINES AND WE TRANSFORMED IT INTO A ROBOTIC MONSTERZ TRUCK AND WE CALLED IT MEGAS AND FLEW IT TO THE GROCERYZ STORE AND BOUGHT SLUSHIES AND THEN A BIG SPIDER ATTACKEDED US AND THEN I SAID WANT TO BE SHARE MAH SLUSHIES AND HE WAS ALL LIKE LETS BE MYSPACE FRIENDS AND I WAS ALL LIKE NO U AND I HURTED HIS FEELINGS AND WE FLEW TO THE SUN AND WE WERE ALL LIKE I FEELZ BAD AND THEN WE FLEW BACK AND SAID WE WERE BE SORRYZ AND HE WAS LIKE R U MAH BFF JILL AND I WAS ALL LIKE WUT AND HE WAS LIKE HOP ON FRIEND WE BLASTIN OFF TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AND I KICKED HIM AND HE HIT A MCDONALDS WINDOW AND HE SPLATTERED AND THEY SAID LOOKS LIKE OUR BURGER PATTY SHIPMENT IS IN AND WE WERE ALL LIKE BARF AND THEN WE FLEWED TO SPACE AND GOT A TAN FROM THE SUN AND THEN WE WENT BACK TO EARTH AND DESTROYED JERSEY CITY AND THEN THE MAYOR GAVE US THE KEY TO THE CITY AND THEN WE WENT TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND TRADED THE KEY FOR FOODZ AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE WE GOT NO MORE MONIES AND IM HUNGY FOR FOOD SO WENT TO A FOOD DRIVE AND WE DROVE OVER THE FOODZ AND WE LAUGHED AT ALL THE HOBOS AND WE WERE LIKE GET A JOB AND PANCAKE MANZ SAID DONT FORGET TO BUY SUM BUTTER SOAPZ CUZ YOU ALL SMELLZ FUNNY THE END